Tuesday, April 19, 2005

what the fuck did Kurdt know

did he even know what he was talking about?
"nature is a whore"
damn right she is, but MR.Kurt Cobain, did you ever undergo menstrual cramps,that too at the fucking precious cost of mother nature?
why exactly was it that you identifed her so?
did nature periodically remind you that your stomach could turn into this monster machine of pain,churning into itself and sucking in every ounce of anything that could have even remotely felt like a satisfactory position to be in?

when they were handing out maternity leave why didn't anyone tell them that it is IMPOSSIBLE TO WORK ON YOUR FIRST, SECOND OR THIRD day for that matter, I can't imagine people not emphasizing how much one needs to simply sit in a comfortable room with a bed, (atleast) and if not even that much, be somewhere you can SWEAR YOUR ASS OFF at anyone and everything, coz nature did this to you...

dont even get me started on the backaches, and the much required foot, head, shoulder massage, and loads and loads of chocolate...

oh yeah, happy 420 whatever, my life sucks, nature hates me.

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